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Conan O’Brien’s “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television tour is being billed as “A night of music, comedy, hugging, and the occasional awkward silence.” Check here for Conan O’Brien tickets.
Some performers put out a press release or go on TV to announce a tour, but not late night TV funnyman, Conan O’Brien. Conan creates a Twitter account — http://twitter.com/conanobrien — and start tweeting. Conan’s first tweets were a few weeks ago. He starts off tweeting with some funny stuff about being unemployed and having time on his hands. Then, he decides to follow just one person on Twitter at random. By Conan following her and tweeting about her a few times, she gets 20k followers. (see video below)
Now, he is tweeting about the Conan O’Brien “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television tour. It’s a mouthful. He’s shortened it to half-assed comedy & music tour and promises he’ll “be doing all Liza Minnelli songs.”
Here’s a look at Conan’s Twitter stream from oldest to newest. We also tacked on tour dates below.
@ConanOBrien
“Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.”
“This morning I watched Remington Steele while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl. I was naked.”
“Today I connected all the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie. It spells out RIKSHAZ9LIRK. Clearly I am The Chosen One.”
“http://twitpic.com/15ox1s – Good news! I can now spend quality time with my vintage ’92 Ford Taurus. Bad news – I left yogurt in the trunk.”
“This is only my 5th tweet and I’m already exhausted. My God, how does Ashton do it?”
“If anyone’s curious what I look like with a beard, it’s this ?:^(0) Coincidentally, that’s also my ATM pin number.”
“http://twitpic.com/1695g1 – This is how many people it took to write today’s tweet: “Jumbo” shrimp? WTF!!”
“I just had the fries at the McDonald’s in Culver City near the Lady Foot Locker. SO AWESOME. If you can get there, ORDER THOSE FRIES.”
“This morning I applied for a job at Home Depot, but they couldn’t find an apron big enough to fit over my head. Tomorrow: Staples.”
“I’ve decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change.”
“Sarah likes Twizzlers and craves cantaloupe. I like Raisinets, but melon feels creepy in my mouth. Twitter pals 4 eva! 
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“Hey gang! Look for me at the Oscars tonight. I’ll be in the parking lot, wearing my prom tux and listening on the radio.”
“If I had a show, I’d tweet about which Oscar winner is coming on tonight. Instead, here’s my favorite frozen vegetable: Peas!”
“http://twitpic.com/17lx53 – I no longer have health care. Could someone show this to a dermatologist and get back to me?”
“OMG! My pal Sarah got bumped from Larry King for something called “Breaking News”. Has the whole world gone insane?!”
“Hey Internet: I’m headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour. Go to http://TeamCoco.com for tix. I repeat: It’s half-assed.”
“Alert! Teamcoco.com is jammed with too much traffic. If you can’t get on, go to http://ticketmaster.com to buy your tickets.”
“We are now adding a second show in both NYC & Chicago. For that second show, I’ll be doing all Liza Minnelli songs.”
“Hey everybody! We just added a second night in Boston. I did this so my parents could come. And one of my brothers.”
“Good news: Just added second shows in San Francisco, Seattle, Vancouver, and LA. Bad news: Still no show in Guam.”
Conan O’Brien’s “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television tour
April 12 – Eugene, OR – Hult Center for the Performing Arts
April 13 – Vancouver, BC – Orpheum Theatre
April 16 – Spokane, WA – INB Performing Arts Center
April 17 – Enoch, AB, Canada – River Cree Resort & Casino
April 18 – Seattle, WA – Seattle Center – Marion Oliver McCaw Hall
April 22 – San Francisco, CA – Nob Hill Masonic Center
April 24 – Universal City, CA – Gibson Amphitheater
April 29 – San Diego, CA – San Diego Civic Theatre
April 30 – Phoenix, AZ – Dodge Theatre
May 1 – Las Vegas, NV – The Pearl Concert Theatre @ The Palms
May 4 – Reno, NV – Grand Sierra Resort & Casino
May 5 – San Jose, Ca – San Jose State University Events Center
May 6 – Sacramento, CA – Sacramento Memorial Auditorium
May 9 – Boulder, CO – Mackey Auditorium
May 10 – Denver, CO – Ellie Caulkins Opera House
May 13 – Dallas, TX – McFarlin Memorial Auditorium- SMU Campus
May 14 – Austin, TX – Austin Music Hall
May 15 – Tulsa, OK – Brady Theater
May 16 – Kansas City, MO – Midland Theatre
May 18 – Minneapolis, MN – Orpheum Theatre
May 19 – Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
May 22 – Toronto, ON – Massey Hall
May 30 – Atlantic City, NJ – Borgata Spa & Resort – Event Center
June 1 – New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall
June 4 – Boston, MA – Wang Theater
June 6 – Uncasville, CT Mohegan – Sun Arena
June 7 – Upper Darby, PA – Tower Theatre
June 8 – Washington, DC – Constitution Hall
June 11 – Manchester, TN – Bonnaroo Music Festival
June 14 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre
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